Kiefer? I Barely Knew Her!
”Kiefer? I Barely Knew Her!” is a podcast hosted by comedy duo Chris and B, who are on a journey of realHIGHzations as they discuss some of their favorite and some... other movies, one kiefy bowl at a time. Join us as we discover the monopoly that brought down the town of Perfection from ”Tremors,” the shocking weakness that has Michael Myers stabbing like a shy schoolgirl in ”Halloween,” and what single expense was spared that could have spared them their lives in ”Jurassic Park.” All while high on weed, the way nature intended. New episodes released every Tuesday. Visit us at www.kieferibkh.com for comments or suggestions!
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Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Tuesday Dec 19, 2023
Join Chris and B as we leap from rooftop to rooftop in pursuit of 2015’s “Krampus”. What's worse than spending the holidays with extended family, in a home without power, during a blizzard? Nothing… I’ve got nothin’. We smoke up and chomp down on prioritizing the delivery of a one-liner over your child’s life, acknowledge we’re being presented with the consequences of not John McClane-ing it, and try to absorb the adorable grandmother’s confession of putting a hit out on her own parents.
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Tuesday Dec 12, 2023
Join Chris and B as we shoulder check our way to the front of the line for 1996’s “Jingle All the Way.” What's worse than driving from store to store to get that last minute gift on Christmas Eve? Realizing your only motivation is to avoid telling the truth. We smoke up and lower our expectations of father figures to consider whether Sinbad was truly Arnold’s enemy or the product of a stress induced mental break, wonder how the parade didn’t turn into a riot the second it became obvious the contest was rigged, and share an article from our newest edition of Puns and Muscles Magazine.
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Tuesday Dec 05, 2023
Join Chris and B as we dive into the deep end of “Gremlins” from 1984. What's worse than your entire town being attacked by the unclassified creature you’ve just been gifted? Realizing your own parenting (or lack thereof) was to blame. We smoke up and turn the lights down to discuss Mama Peltzer’s murder first and ask questions never approach, consider whether mogwai are aliens or demons with mountains of evidence for both, and we award the coveted “chef’s kiss” to the best hit taken, while also hoping to add “best hit taken” as a new category for the Oscars.
Tuesday Nov 28, 2023
Tuesday Nov 28, 2023
Join Chris and B as we drop into the original "Predator" with Arnold from 1987. What's worse than barely surviving being hunted in an unforgiving jungle? Learning your evidence serial number is one digit off from the Arch of the Covenant's. We smoke up and bunker down to discuss how the Predator could get exonerated if he had the right lawyer, who would (and should) found "Puns and Muscles" magazine, and speculate on the possibility that Predator may just be a geared out pay to win n00b in a trophy hunting game.
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Tuesday Nov 21, 2023
Join Chris and B as we bludgeon our way through Simon Pegg's "Shaun of the Dead." What's scarier than a zombie apocalypse? Realizing that it feels like any other day you're late for work. We smoke up and bite down on how all it takes to grow as a person is a zombie apocalypse, how refusing change can mean your death, and postulate on how much safer a world made up of just zombies would be.
Tuesday Nov 14, 2023
Tuesday Nov 14, 2023
Join Chris and B as we rewrite history with 1985's "Back to the Future." What's more terrifying than your father's bully in his prime? Your mother's teenage libido aimed right at you! We smoke up and travel back to discuss the concept of Doc and Marty stuck in a Time Loop, wonder if we can trust Doc with this kind of technology, and lament over the wasted time Marty could have used to move the freakin' branch to help Doc during the storm!
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Join Chris and B as we relive our childhoods and watch "Toy Story" from 1995. What's weirder than having realizations about Andy's playtime? Having some realHIGHzations about your own childhood while recording this podcast... We smoke up and sit down criss cross applesauce to discuss the angel/devil comparison between Andy and Sid, the horrors that must be involved in new toy "orientation," and Buzz's superior management skills which included putting "Inconceivable" Rex on a PIP with excellent results.
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Tuesday Nov 07, 2023
Join Chris and B as we geek out over the classic movie "The Matrix" from 1999. What's worse than computers enslaving humanity within a computer program? Being removed from that program and knowing you've never technically eaten pizza. We smoke up and download the idea of killing for the "greater good," the possibility that the Agents were programmed by storm troopers, and why saying you "have the savior inside you" means something completely different coming from Trinity. Also, our sincerest apologies to Joey Pants, whom we have the utmost respect for... mostly.
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Join Chris and B as we untangle the horror anthology "Trick 'r Treat." What's more terrifying than a serial-killer principal? The little red riding hood that he's got his sights set on. We smoke up and sink our teeth into Halloween traditions, the importance of a spot-check enforcement system, and the best way to re-escalate a scare after you've already been unmasked.
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Tuesday Oct 31, 2023
Join Chris and B as we refill our prescription for Hypnocil and watch Wes Craven's original "Nightmare on Elm Street." What's more terrifying than the same man hunting you down in your dreams night after night? The same man hunting your friends down in their dreams! We smoke out and tuck ourselves in for a nice long chat about Johnny Depp in a blender, compare Freddy to some of his competitors in the horror scene, and even include some tips for survival!
